Trapped In the Closet Chapter 3

Well, here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit
As I'm thinkin' to myself, "This is some deep shit" (ooh)
Then I said
"So you're gonna tell me (ooh) he's the one you been talkin' to?" (Ooh)
He says, "Yes," I says, "No," he says, "Yes", I says, "No"
He says, "It's the truth" (ooh)
I yell, "All of y'all ass is crazy (ooh), let me up out this door (ooh)
Because this is way more (ooh) than I bargained for"

And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
And then I said, "I'm late
Plus I ain't got a damn thing to do with this"
And then she said
"But wouldn't you like to know just how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself and said, "Quick, you got three minutes"

And then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
Then she said, "My God, Rufus, I've got just one question (ooh)
How could you do something like this? (Ooh) I'm so hurt" (ooh)
Then he looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerve
With all your club-hoppin', lyin' sayin' you was shoppin'
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong" (ooh)
She said, "Okay, you busted me (ooh), and that much I agree (ooh)
You've caught me cheating (ooh), but this is a little extreme" (ooh)

He said, "You are my wife (ooh), sleeping behind my back (ooh)
And now I come home and you got him in the closet (ooh)
How extreme is that?" (Ooh)
She says, "But she's a he" (ooh)
Then he said, "Please, you can't judge me" (ooh)
She says, "Rufus, this is crazy" (ooh)
Then I said, "Stop arguing
I did not stay here to hear y'all chew each other out
So get to the point, or I swear, I'm out"

"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here
My name is Chuck, and I've been knowing Rufus 'bout a year
And day and night creepin' around with him has been a living hell
Sneaking in and out of hotels"
I said, "Brother, spare me the detail" (ooh)
Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please (ooh), don't say nothing else" (ooh)
Then she screams, "Rufus, you son of a bitch!" (Ooh)
And he says, "Cathy, go to hell!"
I said, "I thought your name was Mary, it's what you said at the party"
Man, this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody (ooh)

Then Rufus start yelling and screaming (ooh)
Saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!" (Ooh)
She throws a pillow at him and says, "You was creeping too (ooh)
The only difference is you didn't get caught" (ooh)
Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!" Cathy says, "Love my ass!"
Rufus said they're gettin' married, then I shoot one in the air
Then I say, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!
'Cause all this shit I'm goin' through is unheard!"
Grabbed my cellular, sayin', "This is so wrong"
Call up my home, and a man picks up the phone (phone, phone, phone)