Fnaf Rap Battle: Animatronics vs. Security Guard (feat. Splooge Gaming)

It's 12 a.m.
You're wide awake
Your sanity is mine to break
Don't fall asleep
'Cause it's time to play
Soon it will be your life I take

When it's closing time
We come alive to prey
On any girl or guy left inside the place
I'm a different beast between
Night and day
You're gonna see a brand new side of me

Trust me, I can stay up way past six, stick
I'm not that suprised I'ma live, live
But don't get much closer
I'm hopin' you posers
Break down when it's over
Before you will know it I'll split you like Moses

Robots will need some hope as I'm still flowing and blowing your circuits
It's hurtin', right?
My security's perfect, I'm livin' life
Surviving every night

Got my eye on every door
Power's low, I can't use more
Warming up my rusty joints
Join us now, you have no choice

Same routine, night and day
At least I'm the one that's getting paid
Cameras live, start the show
What's that smell, I think you know
I think you know

Just get through this and then you'll get your pay
Unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave
Your grave
After hours we both know what's goin' down
Can you make it all the way 'til 6 a.m. goes around?

I'm gonna beat ya
I'm gonna beat ya
Hope you like pizza
Ugh, you call this pizza?
Bon appétit, bruh

You'll never see the end of me
My camera's up, you can't hide from me
This restaurant won't fit us both
Which one of us is gonna run the show?

Clean your desk, get to packing
Unless you're an expert at multitasking
Complain to HR, they'll all be laughing
When you say, "Animatronics tried to harass me"

Blow my circuits? You gotta be jokin'
You cannot break what's already broken
Forget the night shift, you want a promotion?
We've got a spare suit that's currently open

Battery's low but that doesn't concern me
You want some water? 'Cause you robots look thirsty
You can try but you won't ever hurt me
You can stuff me in a suit 'cause I know that I'm deserving

Intimidating but you're acting like the bad guy
I'm always hunting you down, check your blind side
I'm just a normal guy lookin' for a quick fix
You should too! 'Cause you robots are a bit glitched
I'm a big risk, you can never change this

Just get through this and then you'll get your pay
Unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave
Your grave
After hours we both know what's goin' down
Can you make it all the way 'til 6 a.m. goes around?

I'm gonna beat ya
I'm gonna beat ya
Hope you like pizza
Ugh, you call this pizza?
Bon appétit, bruh

You'll never see the end of me
My camera's up, you can't hide from me
This restaurant won't fit us both
Which one of us is gonna run the show?

Have a slab of that crappy pizza
Sit back, relax and just kick your feet up
We're pushing you into overtime
That friend of yours on the phone will die

Don't matter how much you prepare
I've never seen a grown man get so scared
Stay the night, take a chance
Hope you brought a change of pants

I'm not scared, if anything I'm embarrassed
Inherit these skills and where the hell are your parents?
They're caring enough when they left you transparent
You wandered in the dark, in that suit is where you'll perish

Yeah, I'm the bite of 87
My brain and thoughts are my weapon
You ready to learn your lesson?
Don't ever follow a peasant or stranger into the dark, dark
You'll need repairs, I'm tearing you all apart

You really can't be such a man
If this was the best job you could land
You're a bunch of brats who hate adults
So quit with the petty lame insults
They say this place is made for kids
Is that a joke? I think it is

We'll say goodbye at morning light
Wanna play tomorrow night?
Actually, I'm kinda busy

Just get through this and then you'll get your pay
Unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave
Your grave
After hours we both know what's goin' down
Can you make it all the way 'til 6 a.m. goes around?

I'm gonna beat ya
I'm gonna beat ya
Hope you like pizza
Ugh, you call this pizza?
Bon appétit, bruh

You'll never see the end of me
My camera's up, you can't hide from me
This restaurant won't fit us both
Which one of us is gonna run the show?