Everybody's Girl

And now, sizzling Shelby Stevens!

A long time ago
A lady whose name was Carmen
Drove a man wild
Until he was out of control

I truly believe
That I am a modern day Carmen
In spite of the fact
I do not habla Español

That girl was exactly like me
We share this philosophy
Ole, I say

I'm not the type who's ready
For datin' someone steady
I'm everybody's girl

On Sunday night, it's Danny
On Monday, maybe Manny
I'm everybody's girl

There's a point to my behavior
Which is
Smart girls always share their riches

So, if your heart succumbs, don't let it
You're certain to regret it
All others, come and get it
I'm everybody's girl

I could never be a cowhand's girl
La-la-la-la-la-la
And you wanna know why?
(Why?)
I just can't keep my calves together

I'm everybody's girl
Some old Greek called Aristotle
Said it
"If you got it, why not spread it?"
So don't go rattling any sabres
Exerting any labors
Just share me with the neighbors
I'm everybody's girl

In case your passion rages
I'm in the yellow pages
I'm... oh, girl

You won't be disappointed
I'm also double-jointed
I'm everybody's girl
Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
I'm a person
Needs disbursin'

And so to reaffirm my status
It's absolutely gratis
To use my apparatus
I'm everybody's girl

Men and me are like pianos
When they get upright, I feel grand!

Everybody's girl!



Credits
Writer(s): John Kander, Fred Ebb
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