Can’t Touch This

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A super-dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat that you can't touch

I told you, homeboy (can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know (can't touch this)
Look in my eyes, man (you can't touch this)

Yo, let me bust a funky Iyric
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that, so you know you wanna dance
So move outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission, so make 'em fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (you can't touch this)
Why you standin' there, man? (Can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker (can't touch this)

Give me a song or rhythm
Gotta make 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' them
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer and you talkin' 'bout a show

That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin', so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the '90s to burn?
The chart's legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word, 'cause ya know (can't touch this)
Can't touch this
Break it down

Stop, Hammer time

"Go with the flow" is said
You can't groove to this, then you probably dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through the air
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move, slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump

Bump, bump, bump, bump (can't touch this)
Look, man (you can't touch this)
You'd better be hyped, boy, 'cause you know (can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop, Hammer time

Every time you see me, the Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now, why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit?
I toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go! Hammer, MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!"
And the rest can go and play (can't touch this)

You can't touch this
Can't touch this

Stop, Hammer time