Afterskool Special
Nothin' like a little fun after school
There ain't nothin' like a little sex, fuckin' and booze
And if you don't like that, well that's totally cool man!
Have fun in chess club, you fuckin' loser.
Shit's crazy, New York or Vancouver
It doesn't really matter, it's still the same bullshit
I got away with murder, I got away with drugs
I got away with everything 'cause after 3PM
My education began
What did we learn?
Well let me tell you, man!
We learned that:
A is for ass
B is for butt
C is for muthafuckin' you know what
D is for my dick
Everybody lets have a dirty sexual party
'cause G is for goddamn I wanna give
some bad advice before you get good ones.
The less that you talk about shit
the more you get away with it because
Loose lips sink ships - you know it
Everybody finds out when you post it
Who'dya think has Facebook?
Just you? Nah
Your mom, your teacher, the fuckin' cops too!
Whoever talks the loudest is full of shit
The guy who doesn't say anything - he's legit (legit)
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze
Everything we learned, we learned after school
We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule
Everything we learned, we learned after school
And when the last bell rung is when the education begi--
Teacher, teacher, think I wanna beat ya
Pee chee folder, cafeteria pizza!
I'm feeling like [Screech with the long reach
Dirty Sanchez, Rebecca Black, pop a birth control - Pez
A-E-I-O
I want you, you and you too
And sometimes why? Because I wanna die
When I realize I could never compromise a glue high
All these little bitches gonna learn the hard way
You never go out, do fucked up shit on a holiday!
That's when all the cops are out lookin' for your ass
Go out on February 29th, no one gives a shit!
Smashin' windows, playin' Nintendo
Shootin' out muthafuckin' bus stops with slingshots
Because I'll never get caught
And I'm skipping class like (what?)
Jump rope
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze
Everything we learned, we learned after school
We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule
Everything we learned, we learned after school
And when the last bell rung is when the education beg--
Ohh!! Me & Kevvy Mental
Rockin' this shit because you know that it's essential
And if you put this track on
Put it on repeat because you know you'll want it back on
The kids are kissing and moaning and groaning
Alone in the shake and the take and the wake 'a bake
And the fake are bakin'
The kids are cheating, repeating and skeeting
And tweeting, a beating and skeeting
And beating and skeeting a beating-skeeting
On-on-once in a while you gotta get some drugs
Once in a while you gotta give some hugs
Once in a while you gotta have some fun
And by once in a while of course I meant every single fucking--
Bitches love me 'cause they know that I can write
And bitches love me 'cause they know that I can breathe
And bitches love me 'cause they know that I can count like
1, 2, 3, 6
I want it, you want it, he wants it, they want it
We want it, let's get it
Let's fuck all night!
And if you want me to stop
Well, get off my dick and get off my jock
Because I'm hard
Yes, I'm harder than hard
I'm hardy-hardy-hardy-hardy-hard-hard-hard
(Got-damn!)
Everything we learned, we learned after school, I said:
Everything we learned, we learned after school (get 'em Jimmy)
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like getting arrested, suspended, expelled from school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Yes, everything we learned, we learned after school
And the moral of this story is? (what is it?)
Fuckin' is good and so is all this other shit!
Look out, Fake Shark - Real Zombie
and Mindless Self Indulgence Conquest and [?] and shit!
Keepin' it ignorant, keepin' it weird
K to the E-V-V to the Y
I don't know, I'm muthafuckin' mental, that's why!
J to the I-M-M to the Y
Gonna fuck shit up until we die
Yo, your parents ain't nothin' but a bunch of us's.
Just listen to Kevvy and Jimmy and everything will be okay,
y'know what I'm sayin'?
There ain't nothin' like a little sex, fuckin' and booze
And if you don't like that, well that's totally cool man!
Have fun in chess club, you fuckin' loser.
Shit's crazy, New York or Vancouver
It doesn't really matter, it's still the same bullshit
I got away with murder, I got away with drugs
I got away with everything 'cause after 3PM
My education began
What did we learn?
Well let me tell you, man!
We learned that:
A is for ass
B is for butt
C is for muthafuckin' you know what
D is for my dick
Everybody lets have a dirty sexual party
'cause G is for goddamn I wanna give
some bad advice before you get good ones.
The less that you talk about shit
the more you get away with it because
Loose lips sink ships - you know it
Everybody finds out when you post it
Who'dya think has Facebook?
Just you? Nah
Your mom, your teacher, the fuckin' cops too!
Whoever talks the loudest is full of shit
The guy who doesn't say anything - he's legit (legit)
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze
Everything we learned, we learned after school
We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule
Everything we learned, we learned after school
And when the last bell rung is when the education begi--
Teacher, teacher, think I wanna beat ya
Pee chee folder, cafeteria pizza!
I'm feeling like [Screech with the long reach
Dirty Sanchez, Rebecca Black, pop a birth control - Pez
A-E-I-O
I want you, you and you too
And sometimes why? Because I wanna die
When I realize I could never compromise a glue high
All these little bitches gonna learn the hard way
You never go out, do fucked up shit on a holiday!
That's when all the cops are out lookin' for your ass
Go out on February 29th, no one gives a shit!
Smashin' windows, playin' Nintendo
Shootin' out muthafuckin' bus stops with slingshots
Because I'll never get caught
And I'm skipping class like (what?)
Jump rope
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze
Everything we learned, we learned after school
We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule
Everything we learned, we learned after school
And when the last bell rung is when the education beg--
Ohh!! Me & Kevvy Mental
Rockin' this shit because you know that it's essential
And if you put this track on
Put it on repeat because you know you'll want it back on
The kids are kissing and moaning and groaning
Alone in the shake and the take and the wake 'a bake
And the fake are bakin'
The kids are cheating, repeating and skeeting
And tweeting, a beating and skeeting
And beating and skeeting a beating-skeeting
On-on-once in a while you gotta get some drugs
Once in a while you gotta give some hugs
Once in a while you gotta have some fun
And by once in a while of course I meant every single fucking--
Bitches love me 'cause they know that I can write
And bitches love me 'cause they know that I can breathe
And bitches love me 'cause they know that I can count like
1, 2, 3, 6
I want it, you want it, he wants it, they want it
We want it, let's get it
Let's fuck all night!
And if you want me to stop
Well, get off my dick and get off my jock
Because I'm hard
Yes, I'm harder than hard
I'm hardy-hardy-hardy-hardy-hard-hard-hard
(Got-damn!)
Everything we learned, we learned after school, I said:
Everything we learned, we learned after school (get 'em Jimmy)
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like getting arrested, suspended, expelled from school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Yes, everything we learned, we learned after school
And the moral of this story is? (what is it?)
Fuckin' is good and so is all this other shit!
Look out, Fake Shark - Real Zombie
and Mindless Self Indulgence Conquest and [?] and shit!
Keepin' it ignorant, keepin' it weird
K to the E-V-V to the Y
I don't know, I'm muthafuckin' mental, that's why!
J to the I-M-M to the Y
Gonna fuck shit up until we die
Yo, your parents ain't nothin' but a bunch of us's.
Just listen to Kevvy and Jimmy and everything will be okay,
y'know what I'm sayin'?
Credits
Writer(s): Kevin Maher, James Euringer
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