Ode To An Accidental Stabbing

Goddamn you, woman
You fucking stabbed me!
Goddamn you, woman
Do I look like a fucking zombie?

It was a mistake
What can I do to prove I'm sorry?
Well, in the future
I'd appreciate it if you could not fucking stab me!
Goddamn you, woman (I didn't mean to hurt you)
You really got me pissed (Or make you bleed)
Goddamn you, woman (I'll make you feel better)
This hurts like a son of a bitch (Would you like some Pepcid AC?)
Woman, look what you've done!
I'm bleeding all over the fucking room
Then take this cloth
And apply pressure to your wound
Bitch! Get me somewhere safe!
That thing's still out there in the trees!
No one can hurt you here
No one but me! C'mere, fatty
Goddamn you, woman!



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher Bond, Frank Cipolla, George Reinblatt, Melissa Morris
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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