Sugar (Parody)

I'm Adam Levine
I'm a huge star
These are my bandmates
No one cares who we are
We all got dressed up
Put on nice clothes
To make the world's most self loving video yey

My ego needs attention so much
So me and Maroon 5 just show up
Who cares if we're invited to play?

Go to sleep

We'll just plug all our instruments in the middle of your reception
Who cares if we ruin your big day?

You're so Lucky!

Cuz you get to see us play for free.

You ruined our wedding!
Make it stop your voice is so piercing!

I want you jerks out of here and make it quick!
You disfigured my daughters face you prick!

That went great
Indeed

Now lets go on to the next wedding.
All of our songs sound exactly the same
This one is no exception its stale and lame.

We're only famous cuz chicks think he's hot.
If you think its cuz our musics good, its not.

But radio plays us constantly.
And my face is always on TV.
So there's really no way to escape.

Do not move.

This will be the best day of their lives.
Not because they'll become man and wife.
But because they'll see me drop the drape.

I'm here!
You're blessed!
To have your wedding in my presence.
This song is so bad.
That it's making us all puke and crap!

Okay boys we've made their day its time to go.
Thank you we're glad you enjoyed the show.

Someone help my Dad!

911 send an ambulance fast!

Here come some female fans they wanna take some pics
Ew dude get off of me, wWho the hell are these suited dicks?
I'm such a sexy man, women can not resist
Tiffany taze his ass. That's what you get for the duck lips.

Now lets drop the final drape and blow everyone away.
These chicks are gonna lose their shit.
They won't believe it's really.

Adam! Levine!

Yes that's right people its really me.

No god please, stop playing.

Everybody's heads are exploding!

Boys we're totally killing.

Sadly you're right, we've killed like everyone here tonight

They all love me.

So why isn't anyone clapping?



Credits
Writer(s): Adam Noah Levine, Michael Robert Henrion Posner, Jacob Kasher Hindlin, Henry Russell Walter, Joshua Emanuel Coleman, Lukasz Gottwald
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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