The 13 Days of Christmas (feat. Zachary James, Valerie Fagan, Roger Rees, Adam Riegler & Logan Rowland)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
2 parasites.
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
8 fresh cadavers.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
9 gremlins growling.
8 fresh cadavers.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
10 iron maidens.
9 gremlins growling.
8 fresh cadavers.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
11 spiders spinning.
10 iron maidens.
9 gremlins growling.
8 fresh cadavers.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
12 bed bugs biting.
11 spiders spinning.
10 iron maidens.
9 gremlins growling.
8 fresh cadavers.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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And on the thirteenth day of Christmas,
Oh yes, there are thirteen, we received 13 fruitcakes.
The same 13 fruitcakes the professor sent to his true love in 1997.
How mortifying!
These holidays can suck the partridge right out of your pear tree don't you think?
12 bed bugs biting.
11 spiders spinning.
10 iron maidens.
9 gremlins growling.
8 fresh cadavers.
7 rodents watching.
6 maggots mating.
5 ERTs.
4 severed heads.
3 tapeworms.
2 parasites.
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