Dressed in Your Pyjamas in the Grand Salon

Strange and quite disorienting being here
Recently awakened from a dream
How the lights burn every crystal bright as a star!

Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Looks to be bizarre in the extreme
Things could improve if the steward opens the bar!

Oh, it's a memory I'll want to keep
Now I would like to go back to sleep

Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Wondering if things are what they seem
Can you be sure? Do you ever know where you are?

Mr. Astor please, your life-belt
Mr. Guggenheim, please put it on now
Captain's orders
Ladies and gentlemen, wear your life-belts

Mrs. Widener, if you would ma'am
Mr. Thayer, we must insist now
It's a mere formality
There is no cause for concern

We'll be on our way!
A minor delay now
A simple precaution
A moment of rest
We'll be on our way
We hardly need stay now
In a moment or two she'll be right again
Traveling west

See here, Mr. Etches, I demand to know exactly what's happening!
The latest word, sir, seems to be that she's damaged one of the wing propellers
And we could be delayed for an entire day, sir

I don't like the way this sounds
Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit
We spent eighteen hundred pounds
Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit
This is not the sort of a voyage we paid for!
I demand to know what the ship is delayed for!
Right now!
How could this ever have come to pass?
Christ! Look who's here!
It's the second class!

Everything is gorgeous in the Grand Salon!
Stunningly appointed for the cream
Thousands of bucks gets a trip deluxe without par!
Dressed in you pyjamas (Mr. Astor please)
In the Grand salon (your life-belt)
Feels to be bizarre (Mr. Guggenheim, please)
In the extreme (put it on now)
How the lights burn (it's a mere formality)
Every crystal bright (there is no cause for)
As a star (concern)

We'll be on our way!
Strange and quite disorienting (we'll be on)
Being here! (Our way!) Strange and a minor delay (quite disorienting being)
Now! (Recently), awakened in a (a minor delay) here!
A simple (saze!) (Now!) recently awakened in a precaution! (Every light is) a simple
Burning (precaution) Daze! A moment of (with intensity!) every light is burning with
Rest! (Everything) a moment of (intensity!)
Surrounded by a haze!

We'll be on our (rest!) We'll be on our
Way! Strange and quite (we'll be on way!)
Quite disorienting (our), we hardly (being here!) Way! (Strange and)
Need (quite disorienting)
Stay now (recently) we hardly (ebing here)

Mr. Guggenheim, please
Upstairs now

Mrs. Widener, if you would, ma'am (wondering if things are what they seem)
It's a mere formality (can you be sure?)
There is no cause for concern (do you ever know where you are?)

We'll be on our way! (We'll be on our way)
A minor delay (a minor delay now)
A simple precaution (a simple precaution)
A moment of rest (a moment of rest)
We'll be on our way! (We'll be on our way)
A minor delay now

Any minute now!
Any minute, any minute
Now, any minute!
Any minute, any minute
Now!

We'll be on our way!
We'll be on our way!
We'll be on our way!
Our way!
Our way!