Human Again

"Oh, lighten up Cogsworth, and let nature take its course!"
"It's obvious there's a spark between them. "
"Yes, yes. But there's no harm in fanning the flames, you know... a little."
"Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again. "
"Aaah... human again. "
"Human again. "
"Yes, think what that means!"

I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished and gleaming with charm

I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again
Which should cause several husbands alarm!
Ha-Ha! I'll hop down off the shelf
And tout de suite be myself
I can't wait to be human again

When we're human again
Only human again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more
When we're human again
Good and human again

Ah, chérie, won't it all be top-drawer
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir-faire
I'll wear gowns! I'll have hair!
It's my prayer to be human again

When we're human again
Only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
I'll unwind for a change
Really? That'd be strange!
Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?

In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence!
Far from fools made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks
And relax!
When I'm human again

So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now!

Shine up the brass on the door
Alert the dust pail and the broom
If all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now!

Open the shutters and let in some air
Put these here and put those over there
Sweep up the years
Of sadness and tears
And throw them away!

We'll be human again
Only human again
When the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're assumin' again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre

We'll be playin' again
Holiday'n again
And we're prayin' it's ASAP
We will push, they will shove
They will, whoosh, fall in love
And we'll finally be human again!

"There never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo"
"Hm, could you read it again?"
"Oh, here why don't you read it to me?"
"Uh, alright
Um, I can't"
"You mean you never learned?"
"I learned! A little. It's just been so long"
"Well, here I'll help you. Let's start here"
"Twoh?"
"Two."
"Two, I knew that. Two households, both alike..."

We'll be dancing again
We'll be twirling again
We'll be whirling around with such ease

When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-three's

We'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding, as fine as you please

Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn' when we're finally reborn
And we're all of us human again!