Mr. Goldstone

(Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone)
I ask you, Mr. Goldstone
The child has a birthday once a year
We plan her a nice little party
I'm sorry the cake is so small
(Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum Circuit)
There's only one egg roll, and some fried rice -
(The act is booked on the Orpheum Circuit, Rose)

Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone
Any spare-rib that I can spare I'd be glad to share

Have a dish, have a pork
Have a fish, have a fork
Put your feet up, feel at home
Have a smoke, have a Coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem

Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat
Have two!
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sittin' here
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Egg Roll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie
Have a few
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

There are good stones and bad stones
And curbstones
And gladstones and touchstones
And such stones as them

There are big stones
(And small stones)
And grind stones
(And gall stones)
But Goldstone is a gem!

There are milestones
There are millstones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want
Any old stone
Only Goldstone will do
Moonstone, sunstone
We all scream for one stone
Merman Goldstone, we love you!
Goldstone!