How I Met Your Mother

How I met your mother, now

Heard you say you're too good for me
When you got down to call me over it blew my head away
Never wanted me, now you left the keys
Through the dark and up the stairs, I can hardly breathe

Waited all my life for this kiss tonight

Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down

My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it, how I met your mother, now

Sneakin' out, we're naked now
In the dark our lips connect, hush don't make a sound
Then I knew too good to be true
Those green eyes had turned to blue, realized it wasn't you

Waited all my life then it crashed tonight

Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down

My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it, how I met your mother

And when you ran into the room
You screamed it in, now what to do
You can't learn this at school

I never dreamed this how we'd be
One day I hope you'll forgive me
So tell me now, who's laughin'?

Heard you say you're too good for me
Now your mom just picked me up in her Escalade

Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down

My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it, how I met your mother
How I met your mother, now