Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)

One, two, three, four

You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-

You think you're in love like it's a real sure thing
But every time you fall, you get yo' ass in a sling
You used to be strong, but now it's "Ooh baby please"
'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees

You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-

We was making love when you told me that you loved me
I thought ol' cupid, he was taking aim
I was believer when you told me that you loved me
And then you called me someone else's name
Yeah!
Uh, uh, uh!

There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
You know what I want, and it ain't one of these
You're bad to the bone and your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees

You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-

Chip off the old block, man, you're so much like your sister
My fantasizin' must be out of luck
My old libido has been blowing a transistor
I feel like I have been hit by a fuck
Yeah!

I'm jonesin' on love, yeah, I got the DT's
You say that we will, but there ain't no guarantees
I major in love, but in all minor keys
'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees

What are you looking for?
It's got to be hardcore
Must be some kind of nouveau riche
Is this your only chance?
Or some hypnotic trance?
Let's get you on a tighter leash
Own it, own it, own it
Yeah, yeah

You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-

"You ain't that good," is what you said down to the letter
But you like the way I hold the microphone
Sometimes I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm even better
Don't give me no lip, I've got enough of my own

There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
You know what I want, and it ain't one of these
You're bad to the bone, and your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees

I'm jonesin' on love, yeah, I got the DT's
You, say that we will, yeah, but there ain't no guarantees
I major in love, but in all minor keys
'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees