Montage, Pt. 1: Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

Hello twelve
Hello thirteen
Hello love

Changes, oh!
Down below
Up above

Time to doubt
To break out
It's a mess
It's a mess

Time to grow
Time to go
Adolesce
Adolesce

Too young to take over
Too old to ignore
Gee, I'm almost ready
But what for?

There's a lot I am not certain of
Hello twelve, hello thirteen
Hello love

Four foot ten, four foot ten
That's the story of my life
I remember when everybody was my size
Boy, was that great!
But then everybody started moving up!
And there I was

Stuck at four foot ten, four foot ten
But I kept hoping and praying
I used to hang from a parallel bar by the hour
Hoping I'd stretch just an inch more

'Cause I was into dancing then, and I was good
And I wanted so much to grow up to be a prima ballerina
Then I went out for cheerleader!
And they told me
No dice!
You'd get lost on the football field
Them pom poms are bigger than you!
I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow

Tits
When am I gonna grow tits?
Secrets
My whole life was a secret

Goodbye twelve
Goodbye thirteen
Hello love (Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet, my God, Robert Goulet!)
Oh, down below
Up above (Playing doctor with Evelyn)
La la la (I'll show you mine)
La la (you show me yours)
La la (seeing Daddy naked)

Time to grow
Time to go
(Surprise!) La la la
Mom and Dad were doin' it