Four Jews In A Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching.
Four Jews in a room plot a crime.
I'm bitching.
He's bitching.
They're bitching.
We're bitching.
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All the time
Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?
Four Jews in a room bitching.
Whadda they do for love?
Four Jews in a room stoop.
They stoop to pray.
I'm Jewish.
I'm Jewish.
I'm Jewish.
Half Jewish.
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Night and day
It may seem a bit peculiar:
We are psychopathic people.
We sometimes tell a lie.
But mostly we just hide behind the door.
We lie in wait for someone good to enter.
We offer food and drinks.
The lady never thinks that we're the mad.
We're often mad.
Too often mad.
We're very mad.
That we're the mad experimenters. Call us
Four Jews itching for answers.
Four Jews bitching their whole life long.
I'm Whizzer.
I'm Jason.
I'm Mendel.
I'm Marvin.
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Right or wrong
In case of smoke please call our mothers on
the phone, and say their sons are all on fire.
We are manipulating people,
and we need to know our worst sides aren't ignored.
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely.
We do not tippy-toe .
We charge ahead to show.
We're good in bed.
Excel in bed.
We smell in bed.
Where is the bed?
I love the bed.
Who has the bed?
I want the bed.
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice.
The bed is mine.
The bed is nice.
The bed is- Four Jews in a room bitching.
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men.
I'm neurotic
He's neurotic.
They're neurotic
We're neurotic.
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I'm nauseous.
I'm nauseous.
I'm simple.
I'm Jewish.
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I'm Jewish/ I'm neurotic/Bitch
He's Jewish/ He's neurotic/Bitch
They're Jewish/They're neurotic/Bitch
We're Jewish/We're neurotic/Bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch/Four Jews in a/Bitch
Funny funny funny funny/Room bitching/Bitch
Four Jews in a room bitching/Bitch
Four Jews in a/Four Jews in a room
Room bitching/In a room bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four Jews