Mexican People
Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don't even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don't speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor?
I am a Mexican, my card is greenish,
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez,
I'd help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English,
That's why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning,
I don't drink alcohol, less it's tequila,
I hate when people say tor-tilla... bi***, it's tortilla,
I don't need a SUV, or an umbrella,
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero,
Because I can dance with two moroccos in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What'd you expect? I'm Mexican...
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
The law saw that my card wasn't green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo... oh oh,
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
We're Brown People
I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish,
But only when you're around, so you can't understand it,
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa,
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua,
If you're Latino, or latina, then you're Mexican
If you're from Spain or Argentina, you're still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese, you're still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you're Mexican
I can dance with two moroccos in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What'd you expect? I'm Mexican...
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we are illegal, oh oh
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
The law saw that my card wasn't green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo... oh oh,
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
We're Brown People
I work as a maid for white people and it's probably because their kids are messy,
And because they can afford me, it's only like a penny a week but you know...
Hola, homie, I'm in your garden with a machete,
The students in college hate me cause they don't mess with them essays,
I'm a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe,
I'm teaching my black friends how to swim... haha... because...
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
The law saw that my card wasn't green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo... oh oh,
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
We're Brown People
I am a Mexican, my card is greenish,
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez,
I'd help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English,
That's why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning,
I don't drink alcohol, less it's tequila,
I hate when people say tor-tilla... bi***, it's tortilla,
I don't need a SUV, or an umbrella,
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero,
Because I can dance with two moroccos in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What'd you expect? I'm Mexican...
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
The law saw that my card wasn't green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo... oh oh,
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
We're Brown People
I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish,
But only when you're around, so you can't understand it,
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa,
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua,
If you're Latino, or latina, then you're Mexican
If you're from Spain or Argentina, you're still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese, you're still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you're Mexican
I can dance with two moroccos in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What'd you expect? I'm Mexican...
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we are illegal, oh oh
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
The law saw that my card wasn't green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo... oh oh,
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
We're Brown People
I work as a maid for white people and it's probably because their kids are messy,
And because they can afford me, it's only like a penny a week but you know...
Hola, homie, I'm in your garden with a machete,
The students in college hate me cause they don't mess with them essays,
I'm a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe,
I'm teaching my black friends how to swim... haha... because...
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
The law saw that my card wasn't green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo... oh oh,
We're just Mexican People, oh oh...
We're Brown People
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Writer(s): Zachary Esters
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