Mine Turtle

Hello!

Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (hello!), mine turtle!
Mine turtle's on the road, llama whipping by
Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie
Skater kid tells the cop, "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When mine turtle says hello to you! (Hello!)
Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (hello!) Mine turtle!
Woah!

Mine turtle's traveled round the world
From Cairo to Madrid
Saw gun-toting potato
And the "I Like Trains" kid
Visited Desmond on the moon
In his flying machine
Fought the aliens
("Throw the cheese!")
Stole an alien technology
And built a time machine
Went back in time to
One hundred million B.C.
The caveman asked
"What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise!"
("I am a stegosaurus!")
Mine turtle, mine turtle, he is the, he is the
Mine turtle (hello!), mine turtle!
Woah!

Listen up, I'll tell you where mine turtle came from
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom
He shouted "drunk science!" And he drank a cold one
And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb
The cops tried to stop him
Before he could explode
("Look out he's got a nose!")
("Wait, no he doesn't")
Mine turtle! Mine turtle! The mine turtle (hello!) Mine turtle!
Mine turtle (mine turtle,) Mine turtle! The mine turtle (mine turtle!) Mine turtle!