Pre Sequel Rap

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We're going back to the past like it was happening now,
But these events happened back then not actually now...
Am I making any sense when I'm mapping this out?
It's the pre-sequel, dumbass, you getting it now?
I'm the Borderlands King only lacking a crown
Question my intention and I'll smack you around
Even before I was bad I always had the renown
If you don't know about me then get to asking around
Super fly got my head in the clouds
I rock the whole damn planet when I'm slamming the ground
The limit's the sky in low-gravity town
But all these goddamn Kraggons keep on dragging me down
URGH!
Handsome Jack is back in the house
OH!
So much cash, I'm stacking it now
YO!
Where's the loot, I'm tracking it down
You got a question for God? You can ask me yourself!
You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?
You better know when you come into town
It's a dog-eat-dog kinda life we live
That's why you never let your guard fall down
Sleep with one eye open, boy, or you'll never wake up again
If you find good loot, then get ready to shoot, 'cause in the Borderlands you have no friends!
-Interlude-
OOH!
With action skills, your ass I'll kick
Fact, if you don't get back I'll crack my whip
Beware my airborne drones 'cause they have some tricks
I use my shield better than Captain America ever did
I keep the streets clean in the Borderlands,
I mean I'm three-fourths beast and a quarter man
GET IT?
By the time your body hits the floor, you're dead,
And with my team of four, you're getting cornered, man
WILHELM
Hardcore cyborg enforcer, leave it up to
NISHA to keep the law and order,
ATHENA is the gladiator of sorts,
and don't judge CLAPTRAP just because he's shorter
You got a plan because you can't afford to
Stand against the crew putting you through torture
Elemental damage, my Buttslam will torch ya
I was getting sort of bored of old Pandora
Don't need to warn ya that around every corner waits another hostile attack
And need I remind ya keep an eye out behind ya
Or you'll find a knife in your back
Only reason why you're never satisfied with the gun that you got in hand
You know that soon in time, you're gonna come to find one that's better than all the rest
-Interlude-
You think I'd have wings, acrobatic in action,
Stacks of swag from all the Vaults that I been cracking
Deckin' out my weapons with these cryogenic attachments
Freeze your ass, then you're gonna shatter like glass,
BITCH!
I'm kinda like a psychotic gun-lover,
Single-handedly run into battle uncovered
Beat your ass faster than a master Nun-chucker
With the latest laser guns,
PEW PEW MOTHERF*CKA!
No matter how I fall I land on my feet,
I got my awesome Oz kit making gravity weak
By the end of this rap, I'll have you tapping your feet
After Claptrap drops a fat Claptrap beat
Okay, okay Claptrap, we get it
We get it that's enough!
Claptrap you can SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Alright, alright. Jeez, some people have no rhythm.
You talk the talk
And you walk the walk
Better watch yourself out here boy
It's dog-eat-dog
When you see my gun
You're gonna wanna run
But I'll make sure you stop in place
Right before you die
I'm gonna blow your mind
When you hear me
DROP THE BASS
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