Mr. Good Bar

Nah, y'all, nah, y'all, uh-uh
I ain't disrespectin' though
I'm just sayin' it happens to me
It can happen to him

How're you doin'?
What's your name?
Uh, mm
(Oh) oh, you're his girl?

Hello, my name is Mr. Good Bar
I came to offer champagne
Later on, maybe I'll tell you my real name
But for now sip your drink and be merry
And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry
Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk (uh-huh)
'Cause champagne always stain's my silk
You got a man? That's somethin' we will talk about
He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out

I like ya friendly bag, your alligator shoes
Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view
The way you lick your lips and stare
You tell me that's a habit hmm, yeah
Funny coated legs, with not one scar
The stylish wardrobe is up the par
Here's my number, call me in' my car
You deserve a visit from Mr. Good Bar

So how long you been talkin' to him?
Word, nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me
Oh, he loves you

Honey, open up a bottle of brandy
Better yet have a piece of Cool J candy
And sweat the man with the master disaster
Break ya like plaster-plan and
The cards on the table and the deal is dealt

Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna milk
And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you
Feelin' kin'da mellow, and I sure would hate to leave the job half-done (Nah!)
'Cause at a time like this, you're the one that I'm lookin' for
Callin' on the floor (woof!)
I'm comin' back for more

If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa
I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar
You deserve a visit from Mr. Good Bar

Yeah (oh), so you be callin' on the request line
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, he's my man, word him too
Yeah, I like Bobby Brown
Tell him he's cool but

Don't be cruel 'cause you'll be on your own
'Cause might be rockin' leavin' my microphone (yeah)
Come and get this ice-cream cone
Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home
Grown and healthy, that's how I like 'em
Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs

(Hmm), Mr. Good Bar style
You haven't met a guy like me in' a while
I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake I ain't got nobody by Jake
Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer
Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bonbon

Y'know what I'm sayin'? Baby
I'm Mr. Good Bar (Good Bar), yeah
So you know next time uh your man is out
Check you out
Nah, nah, he's cool
But my girl? Oh, I don't know, your man might be with her (uh)
Y'know what I'm sayin'?
But I'm with you, yeah
Mr. Good Bar, baby, uh

May I say (uh), uh, may I say that outfit you got on
Slim, juicy lips so honey coated, hmm
Oh, he never says that to you?
He never gives you compliments?
Oh, he be givin' you flowers baby
And tellin' you how much he cares for you
Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection?
I didn't thin'k so