5 Minutes

Fasten your seatbelt
If you're on board
Fasten your seatbelt
If you're on board
Fasten your seatbelt
If you're on board
Fasten your seatbelt
If you're on board
Oh we got us 5 minutes till' we go go
Oh we got us 5 minutes till' we go go
Oh we got us 5 minutes till' we go go

Hello world, let's go!
Uh
Wake in the morning
And I smell my breath
Send a picture to my neighbours of my girl in bed
I can diggety-bop with diggetty-pop and Pharrell and them
On the chimney tops
With a pistol with a wowser dress
I said thanks
But I haven't heard you're welcome yet
Everyone yo
We got the world ahead
Black chicks
White chicks
Purple dress
And my head screwed on
Call it permanent
If you can put your gears
That's German friend
But I like fern and red
Bought a pair of Jordans free with a firm cement
Slagging on a hundred damn trillion percent
Even in my skinny jeans I still walk like this
007 make me talk like this
Put the pedal to the medal
Tell Jeremy Clarkson
And anybody might drive a Porsche like this!

I've been ready from the get-go
You better keep your mouth open
And your legs closed
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode

Bloody crazy roast on Sunday
Got mash-up on Monday
Real twisting on Tuesday
Woke up wasted on Wednesday
Got completely trashed on Thursday
Got fucked up on Friday
Bad money from Saturday

I threw my baby out the pram
And her toys as well
You got a dose acting like a bunch of boys and girls
Trust me
That's why I never let a girl drown my drains
Don't want fucking hair on my shorter shelves
For my festivals
I will send some worth some wealth
I get citizens peeing like awesome wealth
My momma even had to change my annoying girl
Like
I want a Playstation on my voicemail
No matter how much you flush the toilet, (Uh)
We can't afford the smell
All the swagger jaggers getting me annoyed as hell
You've never seen talent on The Voice as well!
All the fashion genies made me walk like this
And Stephen Fry made me want to talk like this
Finger on the button
Tell whoever's the cunt
Lord Ferg made me want to break the law like this!

I've been ready from the get-go
You better keep your mouth open
And your legs closed
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode

Fasten your seatbelt
If you're on board
Fasten your seatbelt
If you're on board
Oh we got us 5 minutes till' we go go
Oh we got us 5 minutes till' we go go
Oh we got us 5 minutes till' we go go

Tick, Tick, Tick, BOOM!
Wake in the morning
And I smell my breath
I could have had to be going to work instead
Silly contracts
I return the checks
You was trying to make money to earn respect
I seen your pussy aim and you walk like this
And Star Wars Aimee used to walk like this
When your fucking busy having dinner with stars
You better start eating like your life like you thought like this!

5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
5 minutes till' I explode
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, BOOM!
to you fellas!