Here Come the Rattlesnakes

We pulled up in front of this church.
It was an old church.
It was over a hundred years old.
It had never been painted.
It had 3 dropped lights inside.
We had to run dropped cords about a
half mile to get to our amps to hook up.
When we pulled up in the yard I told the
children we're going to have ourself the time of life.
I just knew that old church was full of sprit.
It was honey.
It was.
We went in there and after we sang 3 songs.
They were shouting all over that church.
I never seen so many people in one church shout like they did.
In a little while they shouted themself right around in back of us.
3 ladies and 2 men.
Well now when we were hooking up.
We saw some curtains or something laying over some boxes back there.
Did't pay any attation to it.
Did't know what it was.
Did't care.
But in a little while they came out around us with 5
of the biggest rattlesnakes I ever layed my eyes on.
I Liked To Died.
When the service was over they told us the biggest
rattlesnake they had in that service was 5 feet long.
Honey the one they brought by me was27 long.
I'm not knocking these people.
I promist I'm not knocking them.
I don't if they are right or wrong.
They claim they read in the bibel Moses
had enough faith to take up the surfin.
And some of there members claim to have that much faith.
I'll tell you one thing I found out before I left there.
The had a whole lot more faith than I had.
Now this one woman stopped about 2 ft
from where I was trying to pick and sing.
I did't even know what key I was in.