Cold Pizza for Breakfast

Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast
Some people eat oatmeal
There are those
Who are sure
Granola is a very good deal

But not me
I don't go for that stuff
When it comes to nourishment
I get more than enough
Nothing satisfies my taste like
Sitting down to a great big plate of

Cold pizza for breakfast
Warm coke to wash it down
Aah
Maybe a couple of pepperoni
Make this meal well-rounded

Gimme
Cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti it'll do
Oh, there's nothing in the world that I like better
That eating cold pizza with you

My man takes me out in the evening
He treats me so nice
We go to the movies
We go dancing
We go for more than a slice
We order a pie, eat what we can
We take the rest home, it's part of the plan
And in the mornin' when the sun rise
You see that crazy look in my eyes
I want

Cold pizza for breakfast
Warm coke to wash it down
Maybe a couple of onion rings
Make this world go round

Give me
Cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti it'll do
Oh, there's nothing in the world that I like better
That eating cold pizza with you

I know that Oprah would never approve
But Oprah Winfrey has a private cook
(She has a cook)
She doesn't buy grocery
Because she's so busy
Starring in her fabulous TV show and reading fancy books
(and memoirs)
Oprah got skinny
Well, thank God not too 'skinny'
But now Oprah only eats sensible food
(no junk in the trunk)
But wouldn't you just love it if she called her local pizza parlor 'n said,
"Boys, this is Oprah . . . guess what I'm in the mood for?"

Cold pizza for breakfast
Warm coke to wash it down
Aah
Maybe a couple of carrot curls
Keep this girl well rounded
Cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti it'll do
Nothing in the world that I like better
Than eating cold pizza with you

Nuthin' in the world that I like better than eatin cold pizza
Oh oh oh
Nuthin' in the world that I like better than eatin'
Cold pizza with you
Aah