Shave 'Em Dry

I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin between my legs
That'll make a dead-man come

Baby won't you shave 'em dry
Want you to grind me baby
Grind me until I cry

Well I fucked all night
And all the night before, baby
And I feel like I wanna fuck some more
Oh, great God, Daddy grind me honey
Shave me dry

And when you hear me holla baby
Want you to shave me dry

I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
Daddy say that?? and you can make 'em cum

Oh, daddy shave me dry
And I'll give you something baby
Swear it'll make you cry
I'm gonna turn back my mattress
And let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy
Until the bells do ring
Oh daddy
Want you to shave 'em dry
oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try.
Now if fuckin' was a thing that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio til the clock strikes eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
I would fuck you baby, honey I would make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
and the crabs walks in like people
OWWW! Shit!
Baby won't you shave em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God I got fat from fuckin'!
Ehhhh Shave 'em dry!
my back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God round to kiss my ass

Daddy shave em dry!