Rain in Spain - From "My Fair Lady"

Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day
He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins
All day long On his feet; Up and down until he's numb
Doesn't rest; Doesn't eat
Doesn't touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds
Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m
On through midnight ev'ry night
One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins
Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea
Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins
Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"...

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it
Now, once again where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain
And where's that soggy plain?
In Spain! In Spain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...
Hurricanes hardly happen
How kind of you to let me come
Now once again, where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain
And where's that blasted plain?
In Spain! In Spain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain