Five Foot Two, Eyes Of Blue

I just saw a maniac, a maniac, yes a maniac
Wild, and tearing his hair
He was jumping like a jumpin' jack, jumpin' jack, jumpin' jack
Child, you shoulda been there
Why I laughed so loud I thought that I would cave in
When I heard that dilly daffa dilly he was ravin'
Five foot two, eyes of blue
But oh what those five foot could do
Has anybody seen my girl?
With turned up nose, turned down hose
Flapper, yes sir, one of those
Has anybody seen my girl?
Now if you run into a five foot two, covered with fur
Diamond rings, and all those things
Bet your life it isn't her
But could she love, could she woo
Could she could she could she coo
Has anybody seen my girl?
Love made him a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
He, he hollered and cried
Like a monkey on a stick, on a stick, on a stick
He, was fit to be high
When we asked him for his wife's description
Why he just answered all of us with his conniption
Five foot two, eyes of blue
But oh what those five foot could do
Has anybody seen my girl?
Half a heel, half a pint
She could thrill you like a giant
Has anybody seen my girl?
Now if you run into this five foot two
Listen old sport
Two can do what you can do
Steal my pint, I'll steal your quart
But could she love, could she woo
Could she could she Charleston Chew
Has anybody seen my girl?
Now if you run into a five foot two that's covered with fur
With diamond rings and all those things
Bet your life it isn't her
Can she dance, can she eat
Take my tip don't feed her meat
Has anybody seen my girl?
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