GWAR - Carnival of Chaos

Letter from the Scallop Boat

Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you

Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there

Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat

Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?

don't break up man
keep it together
i love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS

funky funky
funky funky
funky funky scallop boat



Credits
Writer(s): George Henry Jackson, Lee, Roberts, Gorman, Varga, Stampe, Musel, Drakulich, Bonner, Brockie, Maguire, Derks, Krahl, Orr
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Penguin
  2. Let's Blame the Lightman
  3. First Rule Is
  4. Sammy
  5. Endless Apocalypse
  6. Billy Bad Ass
  7. Hate Love Songs
  8. Letter from the Scallop Boat
  9. Preskool Prostitute
  10. If I Could Be That

All Album Tracks: Carnival of Chaos >

Altri album

  1. Battle Maximus (10th Anniversary Edition)
  2. Fly Now
  3. Falling
  4. The New Dark Ages
  5. Berserker Mode
  6. Mother Fucking Liar
  7. Scumdogs XXX Live!
  8. Love Surgery (Live)
  9. The Disc With No Name
  10. I'll Be Your Monster (Acoustic)

All Albums of GWAR >

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