Messages ((skit))

[GIRL]
Hey, Tech, it's Whitney
I just wanna see if we're still on for today
Call and let me know
Bye

[TECH]
That's my bad bitch

[GIRL]
Hey, baby, it's me, Whitney
I called earlier to confirm our plans for today
Just call me back at the house
666-0666

[TECH]
Yeah

[TECH's FRIEND]
You should get some condoms

[GIRL]
You know what, Tech?
You're so incon-fuckin-ciderate
You could've called and said "fuck you"
(yo, hold up, hold up)
Or something
This is the type of shit I'm talkin about

[TECH's FRIEND]
What is that?

[TECH]
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up

[GIRL]
I only have one question
Do you think I could ever make you hate me?

[TECH]
This bitch is trippin

[GIRL]
Okay... I tried being nice
And I tried being sweet
Fuck that!
You're probably out with that bitch of yours
You stupid asshole

[TECH]
Can you believe this bitch?

[GIRL]
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
If you think I'm mad now
Don't let me see your wife
Walkin down the street

[TECH]
Hold up.

[GIRL]
*bitching fades*