The Guide To Success

I love that you are loyal
Love that you got passion
Love that you take noble stands
Kid, really, I do
Really, I do

But loyal isn't business
Passion is imprudent
You're not allowed to make demands
Kid, really, it's true
Kid, I'm telling you

And you're much too young to know better
And you've gotten yourself in a mess
So, before I send your death letter
I'll recite you the guide to success
Free of charge, here's the guide to success

Never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it's safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don't dispute
And if it turns violent, make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So, throw out your baby and murder your friends

Really, it is simple
Really, it's been proven
Really, it is what is done
Kid, it's just what you are supposed to do

And I don't get your confusion
Don't get your persistence
Especially when there's no one who is supporting you
Kid, you know it's true

And you're much too young to give orders
And you're just too stubborn to see
Ah, just repeat after me

Never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it's safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don't dispute
And if it turns violent, make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So, slice off your balls and then murder your friends

And I think you need to think about what you're doing with your life
And I think you need to think about why everyone hates you
And I think you need to think about all these choices that you make

'Cause you've gone too far and done too much
And nobody's gonna touch you
No, nobody's gonna touch you
Ever again

So, you wielded your attack fist
And now you're on the blacklist?
Tell me, sonny, was it worth it?
Does it feel as good as you thought it would?

Ah, so go play in your sandbox
You and your little posse
We've got a bigger box to fill
With people who will kill

And go and shout all about us
That we're cold and old and unfair
'Cause we may not know what we're doing
But we're each of us a millionaire
So, really, kid, we don't really care
And we've got some wisdom to share

Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it'll pass, and you'll be fine
Young man

Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it'll pass, and you'll be fine
Young man

Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it'll pass, and you'll be fine
Young man
Fine
Young man
Fine
Young man

Hey, never say what you really feel!
Why make a choice when it's safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don't dispute
And if it turns violent, make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So throw out your baby and murder your friends

Ignore all your feelings and murder your friends
And don't be a baby
And don't make a fuss
And hopefully one day you won't murder us!