Boomin' Granny

Ah yeah, ah yeah, this one's dedicated
To all the ladies in the front, the back
All the older ladies out there, lookin' nice
You know who you are

I need you, boomin' granny
I said, I want you, boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Well, it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
Said, I love ya, won't leave ya, so you got to listen

See, I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
You're so lovely, lengthy, and so appealin'
A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady
Well, I'm 26 and you're 80

The clock is tickin', so you better not front
We can go to my place or we could smoke a blunt
Well, you're a golden girl, just like Bea Arthur
Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Because I saw ya at the check out line
You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
Sophisticated and so mature
I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74

Because I want ya and I need ya
Hey, boomin' granny, you could be my teacher
And I could be your pet, bet
Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat

I know I'm younger and you're much older
You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya
I gotta tell ya, lady

I said I want ya, boomin' granny
Because I need you boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty