The Undiscovered Son

I am the undiscovered son of Judy Garland (I am the undiscovered son of Judy Garland)
And I can sing and dance and wear fancy clothes (and I can sing and dance and wear fancy clothes)
And whereas my sister, Liza, has to really work for applause (and whereas my sister, Liza, has to really work for applause)
All you have to do is look at me (all you have to do is look at me)
And you weep with standing ovation (and you weep with standing ovation)

I am the unknown son of John F. Kennedy (I am the unknown son of John F. Kennedy)
I'm incredibly good-looking (I'm incredibly good-looking)
And smart as hell (and smart as hell)
After I graduate from Harvard, Yale, and Princeton (after I graduate from Harvard, Yale, and Princeton)
I will run for Mayor and then, who knows (I will run for Mayor and then, who knows)

I own a horse and great large dogs (I own a horse and great large dogs)
I am the undiscovered son of Eddie Fischer (I am the undiscovered son of Eddie Fischer)
I can croon and make your mother's heart melt (I can croon and make your mother's heart melt)
Also, me and my sister, Carrie (also, me and my sister, Carrie)
Are starting in a new science fiction movie (are starting in a new science fiction movie)
Where I destroy a four-story man-eating robot (where I destroy a four-story man-eating robot)

Do you want to get married (do you want to get married)
In the White House today? (In the White House today?)
My father says, "Okay" (my father says, "Okay")
Do you want to get married (Do you want to get married)
In the White House today? (In the White House today?)
My fathers says, "G'day" (my fathers says, "G'day")

I am the son of Pelé (I am the son of Pelé)
The favorite nephew of Reggie Jackson (the favorite nephew of Reggie Jackson)
The first cousin of O.J. Simpson (the first cousin of O.J. Simpson)
And the godson of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (and the godson of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)
Muhammad Ali has built a guest bedroom (Muhammad Ali has built a guest bedroom)
Just for me (just for me)

I am the undiscovered son of the Ali Khan (I am the undiscovered son of the Ali Khan)
He was a prince or something (he was a prince or something)
Now I'm a prince or something, too (now I'm a prince or something, too)
I have a sister who was named after a flower
I was named after a sunset (I have a sister who was named after a flower)
My name is "Prince Sunset" or something (my name is "Prince Sunset" or something)

Do you want to get married (do you want to get married)
In the White House today? (In the White House today?)
My father says, "Okay" (my father says "okay")

Do you want to get married (do you want to get married)
In the White House today? (In the White House today?)
My father says, "okay" (my father says, "okay")

Marlon Brando, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Simmons
George Washington, Diana Shaw
Katherine Dunn