You Can Have Him - Live At Town Hall; 2004 Remastered Version

I don't want him
You can have him
He's not worth fighting for
Besides, there's plenty more
Where he came from

I don't want him
You can have him
I'm giving him the sack
And he can go right back
Where he came from

I'm afraid I never loved him
Sweetie, he'd be better off with you
I could never make him happy
All I ever wanted to do was

Run my fingers through his curly locks
Mend his underwear and darn his socks
Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes
Wipe his glasses when he's read the news

Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
Mornings after, when he's had a little too much
Kiss him gently when he cuddles near
And give him babies, one for every year

So you see that I don't want him
You can have him
You can have him 'cause I don't want him
Because he's not the man for me

Then I'd close the windows
While he soundly slept
Then I'd raid the icebox
Where the food is kept

I'd fix the breakfast
That would please him most
Eggs and coffee
Some apricot juice and some buttered toast

Then I'd go out and buy the papers
And when they've been read
Spend the balance of the day in bed

So you see that I don't want him
You can have him
You can have him 'cause I don't want him
Because he's not my man

I don't want him, you can have him
You can have him, I don't want him
You can have him, I don't want him
'Cause he's not the man for me