Shake Your Euphemism - Show Version

Let's get it going,
Keep it going, don't stop It is time now to create the ultimate dance party. You may already have a catchy melody, and a fierce groove, but that's not enough. To take things over the top, you will need to employ the greatest weapon in the dance party arsenal: you will need to start shaking your rear end. Or as some people call it...

Your hind-quarters
Your backside
Your bottom
Your buttocks
Your rump
Your posterior
Your heiny
Your keister
Your tush
Your buns
Your bum cakes
Your junk-in-the-trunk
Your badonk-a-donk
Your squash tart
Your fanny
Your double-slug
Your wiggle bags
Your mud flaps
Your rump rockets
Your flesh pot
Your second face
Your bounce house
The jiggle twins
Jar Jar Binks
Your bubble pop
Your medicine ball
Your sonic boom

Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up. and
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE...
Your booty.

It's time to shake that freckle-muffin
It's time to bake that turkey stuffin'
Let your smiley bulldog loose
And put some goose in your caboose
Wiggle that rump-hump
It's time to jiggle that jump-pump
Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
There's no "if"s or "and"s

JUST BUTTS.

Let's get it going,
Keep it going, don't stop Use your bum to stir that soup
And shake it all around like
Blue Man Group

(Shake it 'till you bake it)
(Shake it 'till you wake it)
(Shake it 'till you make it)
(Shake it 'till you shake it!)

Shake your moneymaker
Your sit-biscuit
Your mumbler
Your chocolate cluster
Your rock tumbler
Your fun-cooker
Your subwoofer
Your horn section
Your Frodo
John Madden(?)
Your launch pad
Moscow
The Outback
Your rotunda
The closer
The crock pot
Your jumbo-tron

You need to start moving your airbags
The happy walrus with no tusks
Your two boneless friends
Your George Foreman grill
Your dinner with André
The place where all burritos go
Minneapolis and St. Paul
Your giant fluffy bears
Ollie vs. Frasier
Your Elvis Aaron Presley
Your buttercup
Your monster truck
Your magnese
Your life's work
Your waffle iron
Your skin smurf
Your wiggle cloud

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to set your air balloons free.

It's time to shake that freckle-muffin
It's time to bake that turkey stuffin'
Let your smiley bulldog loose
And put some goose in your caboose
Wiggle that rump-hump
It's time to jiggle that jump-pump
Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
There's no "if"s or "and"s

JUST BUTTS.

Let's get it going,
Keep it going, don't stop Use your bum to stir that soup
And shake it all around like
Blue Man Group

(Shake it 'till you bake it)
(Shake it 'till you wake it)
(Shake it 'till you make it)
(Shake it 'till you shake it!)

I, I, I, I, I-IIII...
I, I, I, I, I-IIII...

Wave your cell phones in the air
Like you just don't care
(Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!)
(Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!)
(Aaaaaahhhhh!)