Tricked by the Eggman: A Knuckles Rap

Alright, alright, here's a shoutout to Knuckles fans everywhere,
represent! This is for the ladies who love animals and hate robots.

We're running Knuckles Rap 2012. Ya'll be trippin for this.

I heard that on the radio once.

I'm Knuckles the Echidna,
the guy who wouldn't kid ya
'bout the powers I control-
You believe me? No, or did ya?

I can pound my fist through walls,
or use my glide to slow my falls,
And since I'm only two feet tall,
I can punch Eggman in the gall-

-bladder!

I hang out with my crew
we're sporting yellow, red and blue!
My friends might seem a little funky,
but they're cool for furry dudes.

We can run the speed of light
Throw down robots in a fight,
You see, the only problem is
that Knuckles isn't very bright!

I get tricked by the Eggman! Tricked by the Eggman!
If I try to make a plan, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm feeling pretty fly, I get tricked by the Eggman!
I can't tell which friends are mine, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm sitting with my Chao, or when I'm furrowing my brow,
I'm even thinking' 'bout it now, I'm getting tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm tricked by the Eggman, I get tricked by the Eggman!
When he's pulling on my leg, man, I get tricked by the Eggman!

Yeah, breakin' that beat down like a Robotnik Badnik. Ha! Oh, whoops... Forgot, unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle. Word to your mother. Tell her she makes good cookies.

I'm climbin' through the zones,
sorry, homes, I'm all alones,
I can spin a bit to win,
I'm here to Pwn in parts unknown.

See my friends? I got a billion,
they're all about mammalian.
A million reptillian,
Word up, this is for real-ian.

Don't need an extra life,
I got ninety-freakin-five.
You can roughly stuff enough to
juice your Sega Mega Drive!

I got sex appeal to spare,
from my red head dreadlocks hair;
But Ad nauseum 'bout my awesome, point is
Eggman don't play fair!

I get tricked by the Eggman! Tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm feeling strictly ticked, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm pimpin out my gear, I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I run too fast to steer, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When Chaos possess the frog, I get tricked by the Eggman!
Don't forget the werehog, dog, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm tricked by the Eggman, I get tricked by the Eggman!
All his plans are pretty vague, man, so I'm tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm stung by robo-bees, I get tricked by the Eggman!
Takin' arrows to the knee, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I find myself enflamed, I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I know I've lost The Game, I get tricked by the Eggman!

I drop Sonic down a hole, I get tricked by the Eggman!
When my email's all Rick Roll, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm frying and I'm dying and it turns out Eggman's lying,
I get tricked by the Eggman! Tricked by the ONE MORE TIME-

When I fall from tipsy lifts, I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm playing Sonic Drift, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When the Shadow joins the game, I get tricked by the Eggman!
When Chris Thorndike's super lame, I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm playing Knux Chaotics, I get tricked by the Eggman,
Never take antibiotics if you got from Dr. Eggman,

He's duplicitous, unscrupulous, voluminous and ruth-i-less,
Realize his lies and guise comprise all sides of Dr. Eggman,

Cause he's-

...hey... who turned my music off? DAGH! I'VE BEEN TRICKED BY THE EGGMAN!