The Corner Store On Christmas
I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer.
"It was SUPER cheap."
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
"Oh man, we forgot the BATTERIES...!"
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer.
"It was SUPER cheap."
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
"Oh man, we forgot the BATTERIES...!"
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Writer(s): Jaret Reddick
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