1985 - Radio Disney Version

Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with
19-, 19-, 1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)
1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt
Made of snake skin?
And who's the other guy
That's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality
Become TV?
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms, game shows?

(On the radio was) Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with
19-, 19-, 1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)

She hates time, make it stop
When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock? (Classic rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this
Stop, stop, stop!

And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with
1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV (woo-hoo-hoo)
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with
19-, 19-, 1985