It Happens

Missed my alarm clock ringin'
Woke up telephone screamin'
Boss man singin' his same old song

Rolled in late about an hour
No cup of coffee, no shower
Walk of shame with two different shoes on

Now it is poor me, why me, oh me
Borin' the same old worn out blah blah story
There's no good explanation for it at all

Ain't no rhyme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing
Life don't go quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
Irrefutable, indisputable
Fact is
Psssh
It happens

My trusty-rusty had a flat
I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac
I'll be right back, goin' down to Wally World
That yellow light turned red too quickly
Knew that the truck the moment it hit me
Out stepped my ex and his new girl
Sorry 'bout your neck baby

But it is poor me, why me, oh me
Borin' the same old worn out blah blah story
There's no good explanation for it at all

Ain't no rhyme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing
Life don't go quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable
Fact is
It happens

Ain't no rhyme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing
Life don't go quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable
Fact is

Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable
Laugh-a-luteable, totally beautiful fact is
Psssh
It happens