My Name's Obama
Now Corolla, why did ya team lose?
Now hold on a second, and by the way
We interrupt this program for Obama to say something
My fellow Americans
I'd like to announce that I'm running for uh
President of America
As a black man this time
I did some time in jail
I did some crime with Michelle
We stole some fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
I'm known to smack up a bitch
I got Kool-Aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye
Guns, yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks, yeah I told em
Blunts, spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B
Hey, I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't tase me
My name's Obama
Was born in Haiti
I still get food stamps
I'm just lazy
I'm still on welfare
So fuck you, pay me
They might arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me
If I get unemployed
Shit don't phase me
My name's Obama
I roll with Jay-Z
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer
Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?
I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my neighbor's driveway
I did a lotta drug deals
I killed Osama for Treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And fucked his bitch sideways
Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Rocks, weed, meth, heroin
White House garden showin'
What you think I'm growin', daisies?
Hey, I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No It's OK, see
My name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti
It's hard to look white
Robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU
Don't try to play me
Hey, I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't mace me
My name's Obama
I dance like Swayze
If you live in Detroit
Yawta thank me
My name's Obama
I'm Pakistani
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black
I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at
Take off your clothes
And don't talk back
Now the American people
Have a clear choice
Would you like to be smacked
With a pimp cane
Or with the
Back of my hand
It's hard to look white
When I'm smackin' ladies
So it's no wonder
Ya'll crackers hate me
Hey, I just met you (AHHH Help!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your Hummer
And throwed your baby
Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say, see
My name's Obama
Chicken is tasty
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black
If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ballsack
Ya'll haters fall back
So fuck you, pay me
I mean, do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
She is a typical white person
Now hold on a second, and by the way
We interrupt this program for Obama to say something
My fellow Americans
I'd like to announce that I'm running for uh
President of America
As a black man this time
I did some time in jail
I did some crime with Michelle
We stole some fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
I'm known to smack up a bitch
I got Kool-Aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye
Guns, yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks, yeah I told em
Blunts, spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B
Hey, I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't tase me
My name's Obama
Was born in Haiti
I still get food stamps
I'm just lazy
I'm still on welfare
So fuck you, pay me
They might arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me
If I get unemployed
Shit don't phase me
My name's Obama
I roll with Jay-Z
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer
Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?
I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my neighbor's driveway
I did a lotta drug deals
I killed Osama for Treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And fucked his bitch sideways
Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Rocks, weed, meth, heroin
White House garden showin'
What you think I'm growin', daisies?
Hey, I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No It's OK, see
My name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti
It's hard to look white
Robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU
Don't try to play me
Hey, I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't mace me
My name's Obama
I dance like Swayze
If you live in Detroit
Yawta thank me
My name's Obama
I'm Pakistani
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black
I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at
Take off your clothes
And don't talk back
Now the American people
Have a clear choice
Would you like to be smacked
With a pimp cane
Or with the
Back of my hand
It's hard to look white
When I'm smackin' ladies
So it's no wonder
Ya'll crackers hate me
Hey, I just met you (AHHH Help!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your Hummer
And throwed your baby
Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say, see
My name's Obama
Chicken is tasty
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black
If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ballsack
Ya'll haters fall back
So fuck you, pay me
I mean, do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
She is a typical white person
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