Kitten Knitting Blues

I'm going down to the drug store
I'm going to buy me a skein of yarn
I'm going down to the drug store
Gonna to buy a big old skein of yarn
I'm gonna knit me a kitten
Even if you don't give a darn

Well, I've got a pair of big, round needles
You should listen to them purr
(You really should. It's totally adorable)
Well, I've got a pair of big round needles
You should see them son of a bitches purr!
I'm gonna knit me a kitten
I'm gonna cover it all up in fur

Now, I don't want no store-bought kitten
I can't stand them kitten farms
I want me a homemade kitten
With all those kitten charms
So I'm gonna knit me a kitten
Any color fur I choose
Well, I can barely wait for my kitten
That's why I've got me the blues

Now, I'm gonna knit me a kitten
I got a few more months to go
(These things take time. I understand that)
Now, I'm gonna knit me a kitten
I just got eight or nine months to go
(Oh, I didn't know it was going to take THAT long!)
Well, I'm gonna knit a siamese
Or maybe even a calico

Now, I'm getting closer
You know, I can almost hear the mews
(Aw, it's so adorable!)
Well, now, I'm getting closer
You know, I could almost hear those kitten mews
Well, I can barely wait to finish
That's why I've got them kitten knitting blues
Yeah, I can barely wait to finish
That's why I got them kitten knitting blues



Credits
Writer(s): Jacob Wolf Gibney Haller, John Laviolette
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