I Don't Dance

Hey, oh, play ball
Hey, hey, woo
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing
I've got to just do my thing
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing
Yeah

I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancing, same game
It's easy
Step up to the plate, start swinging

I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
Yeah

(You'll never know)
Oh, I know
(If you never try)
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah
Come on!

I don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no
If I could do this well
You could do that
But I don't dance
Hit it out of the park!

I don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance, oh
Slide home, you score
Swinging on the dance floor
I don't dance, no

Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing
I've got to just do my thing
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Two-stepping, now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy
Take your best shot, just hit it

I've got what it takes, playing my game
So you better spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing

(You'll never know)
Oh, I know
(If you never try)
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah
Come on!

I don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no, no
If I could do this well
You could do that
But I don't dance
Hit it out of the park!

I don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance, oh no
Slide home, you score
Swinging on the dance floor
I don't dance, no

Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm making a triple, not a curtain call

I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too
You're talking a lot, show me what you got
Stop, swing

Hey
Come on, swing it like this (yeah)
Oh, swing (come on!)
Jitterbug, just like that

That's what I mean, that's how you swing
You make a good pitch, but I don't believe
I say you can
I know I can't
I don't dance

You can do it
I don't dance, no
Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
One, two, three, four, everybody swing
Come on!

I don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no, no
If I could do this well
You could do that
But I don't dance
Hit it out of the park

I don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance, oh
Slide home, you score
Swinging on the dance floor
I don't dance, no