Back Porch

Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that

I gotta
Two-string on my left
Total subsonic vacation
Y'got Chicken on the drums
Poundin' out a perfect perscription
Got 20 little worms
All plugged into amplification
Got 1500 base drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that

I'm sittin' on the back porch, kickin' my legs back
Rockin' in my rockin' chair, jus' sittin' there
Awning on the lil' back porch is 'bout to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it
Some little friends come along with some
Two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they plug 'em all in to the back porch
And they sit around, playin' all their favorite songs
They kick it back, feelin' real good, real fine
Real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great
I just feel so good y'know, I'm 70 years old
And I'm sippin' everything through a straw
But I'm an

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that