I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You, Sugar

Now listen, Baby
And try to understand
That tying you is fine
And whipping you is grand
Now I just can't tell you
How much fun it's been
You make me feel twenty-five again

But I can't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar
I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar
A couple next door who do the things we do, sugar
And every Saturday we sit around the pool

If I should meet you on the street someday
I hope you'll understand me if I look away
It isn't that I'm ashamed about you and me
But I've got to consider my morality

And I won't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar
I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar
Three sweet kids and Yorkshire terrier, too, sugar
And I just couldn't stand it
When you come home late from school



Credits
Writer(s): Dorothy Moskowitz, Joseph Byrd
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