Dangerous

Dangerous, thunder and lightning
Dangerous, midday sun
Dangerous, life can be frightening
Dangerous, dangerous
Dangerous, saying I love you
Dangerous, three little words.
Dangerous, boulders above you
Dangerous, dangerous
The bigger you get, the harder you fall
It may be trite but true
There's a tag on every blessing to remind us of a curse
Things that make life better might just as well make it worse
Dangerous, food that you're eating
Dangerous, pills you take
Dangerous, lying and cheating
Dangerous, dangerous
There's story every dog should know
Every educated dog will tell you so
There was a pit bull named Brutus who chased automobiles
Sometimes they'd run over his head. I can't imagine how that feels
But he finally learned his lesson about danger in the end
If a car would ever hit him he'd never chase that particular car again
Dangerous, radial tires
Dangerous, four wheel drive
Dangerous, near-sighted drivers
Dangerous
Dangerous, cats and canaries
Dangerous, fools with guns
Dangerous, life can be scary
Dangerous, dangerous
Dangerous, cash in the sock drawer
Dangerous, stocks and bonds
Dangerous, glitter and glamour
Dangerous, dangerous
The older I get, the dumber I feel and it's causing me concern
I haven't quit chasing automobiles, even ones that hit me
New tricks are hard for old dogs to learn
Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous
Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous