In The Empire

Ever since I was young you know I hated decention
Among my peer group it caused a whole lot of tention
while the other kids were slouching I would stand at attention
And I've always looked so good in white
Now I'm a bad mama jama and I rock a mean helmet
If I see a rebellion then you know I'm gonna quell it
I'm a certified full blown armour wearin' zealot
and it feels so good to know I'm always right

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
You can be all that they want you to be
You get a 401K and your meals are free
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
I don't know but I've been told
the rebels need to be controlled
we'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks
But first we gotta get Darth Vader's socks
it's so not fair
I mean why am I still on sock detail when Gladis from accounting got promoted to commander and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster no i mean really she failed that part of the exam four times she held it backwards and upside down but no she a secound cousin to some midlevel Darth and so she gets a promotion what about me if they would just open their eyes they would see I've got everything takes I could be the stormiest storm trooper ever
(Feel better)
yeah thanks
You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
you can be all that they want you to be
You can march to the beat of conformity
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
in the Empire
(in the Empire)
in the Empire