Because I Got High

It's like, I don't care about nothin', man
Roll another blunt, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh
La da da da la da da la la da da
La da da da, la la la la, la la la la

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la da da da la da da da)
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I was gonna go to class, before I got high (come on, yo), check it out (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed, but I got high (uh uh, la la da da da da)
I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one, backa)

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I just got a new promotion, but I got high (la da da da la da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I was gonna go to court, before I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (no you wasn't, yeah, la da da da la da da da)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, I'm serious man, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high (uh, la da da da la da da da)
Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high (say what? Say what? Ooh-ooh-ooh)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high (uh uh, la da da da la da da da)
Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I was gonna make love to you (ohhh), but then I got high (I'm serious, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh), but then I got high (la da da da la da da da)
Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why (turn this shit off), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I messed up my entire life, because I got high (go go go go, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I lost my kids and wife, because I got high (say what, say what, say what? La da da da la da da da)
Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)

I'ma stop singing this song, because I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high (bring it back, bring it back, la da da da la da da da)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?), yeah hey

'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (la da da da la da da da)

La la da da da da la da da da, shoobe shoobe shoobe do be do wa
Get jiggy with it skibitty ba do wa (oh, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)
La la da da da da la da da da (say what, say what? Oh!)

'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
Because I'm high

Well, my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
And all this jail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my Goodness), yes
So all of you skins (skins?), please give me more head (muhwahahaha muh fuck)

(Backa!) Afro muthafuckin' m-a-n (m-a-n)
A-E-I-O-U (A-E-I-O-U), and sometimes W (ha ha ha ha ha)
We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums, cuz
Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo' chickens, cuz
Fuck it
Fuck the corporate world, bitch!