Mr. Herman (The Greatest Comedian Ever)

There was this guy named Mr. Herman and he was the best
He was a superstar
There was his statue in the middle of the city
Every night all the nation waited for his TV show and it was wonderful
Everyone loved his jokes of joy and simplicity

However there's nothing lasting forever
Mr. Herman is an old man
All his 20 years old jokes and tricks he used to do doesn't work

Mr. Herman, you don't look so grand
Mr. Herman, admit that you're the worst and
Mr. Herman, keep yourself in home
Nobody wants to see your classic shows

Mr. Herman, what a shame on you
Mr. Herman, it's time to realize that
Mr. Herman, you're so out of date
Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya

One day while sitting in the park after having a walk
He was so depressed
No one was recognizing poor old Mr. Herman
But then there came along a beautiful black limousine
That he used to ride
23 cameras and a host said what a surprise

We've been looking for you all over the world
Can't believe Herman's in front of me
Would you show us the best show in human history
Once again

Mr. Herman, give yourself a hand
Mr. Hermang tell us you're the best and
Mr. Herman, sing yourself a song
Everyone wants to see your brand new show

Mr. Herman, you're our lucky charm
Mr. Herman, remembering the good days
Mr. Herman, would you sing your song
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la