Cosmic Curves - Original

It is the interstellar light year two thousand and zero-seven-nine megawatts
Today the supreme court faces the case of galactic forces contra earthling
The charges are treason against the universal powers
(judge)
Silence in court
Silence in court
Call the first witness
(??? the robot)
(announcer):
Sire, his circuitry relays malfunction
Communication is nil
He feels something the earthings call love
(judge):
Witness, do you have anything to say?
(robot):
I am your automatic lover, automatic lover
(judge):
Thank you, thank you...
Earthling, what have you to say of these accusations?
(Dee D Jackson):
I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
I'm here to give you what you all deserve
I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
(audience):
Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty
Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty
(judge)
Silence in court
Silence in court
Call the second witness
(Meteor man, metor man)
(announcer):
Sire, he cannot rumble, he cannot tumble from the sky
All he can do is mumble something the earthlings call love
(judge):
Witness, do you have anything to say?
(Metor man):
I... love... her... too...
(judge):
Thank you, thank you...
Earthling, what have you to say of these accusations?
(Dee D Jackson):
Well I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
I'm here to give you what you all deserve
I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
(audience):
Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty
Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty
(judge)
Silence, silence
The court calls Venus, the goddess
(Venus):
Who is this woman who calls herself Venus
It is I who is the goddess of love
She is an impostor and should be cast into infinity
(judge)
It is the judgement of the supreme court
that you should be banished forever into the black hole
(Dee D Jackson):
But I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
I'm here to give you what you all deserve
I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
(Dee D Jackson):
But I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves
I'm here to give you what you all deserve
I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves