Grandma's Song

Grandma?
Do you really not remember about Grandad?

'Course I do
How could I forget yer Grandad, Billy?
We were married 33 year

So what was he like, like?

He was a complete bastard

I hated the sod for 33 year
We should never have married of that I'm quite clear
He spent the housekeeping money on whisky and beer
And never lifted a finger
Times were hard, but the swine rolled back pissed
So we'd fight and he'd swing and he rarely missed
So I'd clobber the sod when he couldn't resist
Asleep, you can't lift a finger

But we'd go dancing, and he'd hold me tight
He was air, he was water
He was breath, he was light
And he would hold me there with all his might
And it was bliss for an hour or so
But then they called time to go
And in the mornin' we were sober

O he'd drink and he'd talk just like a fool
Lie like a bairn and snore like a mule
Rarely was sober, pretty much was the rule
And he never lifted a finger
I suppose times were hard
Things were different then
Women were women and men, they were men
Seventeen, that was it, your life ended when
You had a ring around your finger

But we'd go dancin', he was my own Brando
And for a moment there my heart was a-glow
We had dust on our hair and nowhere to go
But we were free for an hour or three
From the people we had to be
But in the mornin' we were sober

But if I went through my time again
Oh I'd do it without the help of men
Or at least your Grandad but, then again
You know, best not to linger

What is the use of dreamin' now?
I had my chance, well anyhow
If I'd only known then what I know now
I'd've given them all the finger

And gone dancin', and not give a shit!
And spin around and reel and love each bit
And I'd dance alone and enjoy it
And I'd be me for an entire life!
Instead of somebody's wife
And I never would be sober
And I never would be sober