It Isn't Working

Buzz!
Buzz!
Buzz, buzz!

No, no, Sam
Of course, we understand
Who wants to play poker after only one month of marriage?
You're the luckiest slob on earth, Sam
Goodbye!
I've never heard him sound happier
And you know what that means

It isn't working
It isn't working
I hate to tell you
It isn't working
I knew the minute
I got the call
That it isn't working at all

It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
I bet you fifty (I bet you fifty)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
He didn't say so (He didn't say so)
But I could tell (But I could tell)
That it isn't working so well

And the way that he looks like a million dollars
Gets you to smelling a rat
Lately the strip has been twice as funny
What could be clearer than that?

And the way that he looks like a million dollars (It isn't working)
Gets you to smelling a rat (It isn't working)
Lately the strip has been twice as funny (It isn't working)
What could be clearer than that? (It isn't working)

Buzz
Buzz
For Early Bird, this is Chip Salisbury
I'm happy to report that Tess Harding is back from her belated honeymoon
And after three months of marriage
I've never seen her looking happier
Good morning, and have a pleasant weekend!

It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
I gotta feeling (I got a feeling)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
Her girlish laughter (Her girlish laughter)
Her girlish glee
Says It isn't working to me

It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
I got an instinct (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
She's such an angel
Around the show
That it isn't working, I know

Sh-bom, bom, bom, bom, la-di-di-da
Sh-bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bo
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh

You should see my missus and her mister
All day long it's hugging and kissing
Four months already
And they still can't keep their hands off each other!

It isn't working
It isn't working
Who knows them better?
It isn't working
They lock the bedroom
They never fight
No, it isn't working all right

It isn't working
I can remember when she was single
She could be grouchy and grim
Now every morning it's "Hello, Helga!"
She's got a problem with him!

It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
Who knows them better?
It isn't working
They lock the bedroom
They never fight
No, it isn't working all right

Miss Harding's office
Oh, hello, Senator
How do I think the marriage is going?
Oh, six months of bliss!
Absolute bliss

It isn't working
It isn't working
I get a feeling
It isn't working
She's just as charming as she can get
No, it isn't working, I bet

And yesterday morning she got in early
Spreading her charm like the plague
Acting as though she's in seventh heaven
There's got to be trouble with Craig

It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
It isn't working (It isn't working)
No, it hasn't been working, I think

No, it isn't working
No, it isn't working anymore
No more

It isn't working
It isn't working
I got an instinct
It isn't working, no
It isn't working
It isn't working
It isn't working
No, it isn't working
No, it isn't working
It isn't working
It isn't working
I got a feeling
It isn't working
It isn't working
No, it isn't working
It isn't working
No, it isn't working
It isn't working
It isn't working
It isn't working
At all!
Not at all!



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Writer(s): John Kander, Fred Ebb
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