Socks Are for Bitches

Socks, socks are for bitches
Socks, socks are for bitches
I walk through these streets
Crunching through the snow
Check out these temperatures
30 below
Look left and right and what do I see?
Bunch of sock wearing bitches
Roaming the freeze
They've fallen for the liberal media hype
That socks under shoes fit just right
Self righteous bastards
Calling me crazy
Can't work it out
Their brain is too lazy
But I know the truth
Yeah I got the proof
That it's all just a scam
I'm going to blow the roof
Off of this lie perpetrated by
The owner of the sock industry worldwide
Socks, socks are for bitches
Must be something in the water here
Socks
Must be something in the air
Socks are for bitches
So which one of y'all mind telling me why
All y'all bitches wearing socks in here
So which fools wear socks nowadays
Too damn holey for their own good anyways
So say you give in
Buy yourself a pair
Spend the whole day looking for a sock to wear
Its like you got a black hole lurking in your drawer
Furniture is determined to make you poor
Spend all your time
Place your socks just so
Come back later and where did they go?
Well I'll tell you where
They teleported back
To an unholy factory on the edge of the map
Package em up in new sock smell
Then off to target because they're ready to sell
Its a conspiracy
Perpetrated by sock industry
Yeah
Its a conspiracy
Perpetrated by sock industry
Yeah
Free your feet
Free your feet
Free your feet
Free your feet
Bunch of dumb lemmings I see everyday
One foot in the sock
And one in the grave
All wearing socks
They do what they told
And don't ask why
Because their mama said so
All round the world kids starve in the streets
Homeless people just looking for eats
While sock tycoons rake hand over fist
That corporate greed is making me sick
War? Socks
Crime? Socks
Hunger? Socks
Disease? Socks
Famine? Socks
The plague? Socks
Hatred? Socks
Bedtime? Socks
Its a conspiracy
Perpetrated by sock industry
Yeah
The apocalypse? Socks
Julia Roberts? Socks
Floods? Socks
Intolerance? Socks
Its a conspiracy
Perpetrated by sock industry
Yeah
Mudslides? Socks
Work? Socks
Drought? Socks
Death? Socks
Socks, socks are for bitches
Rain? Socks
Alarm clocks? Socks
Homework? Socks
Murder? Socks
Must be something in the water here
Socks
Must be something in the air
Socks are for bitches
Hangnails? Socks
Kids? Socks
Tickets? Socks
Cold showers? Socks
So which one of y'all mind telling me why
All y'all bitches wearing socks in here
Its a conspiracy
Perpetrated by sock industry
Yeah
Genocide? Socks
Tom Hanks? Socks
Geists? Socks
Satan? Socks
Its a conspiracy
Perpetrated by sock industry
Yeah
Zombies? Socks
Cat piss? Socks
Dentists? Socks
God? Socks
Free your feet
Free your feet
Free your feet
Free your feet