Errant Dog

Have you seen that dog?
I've got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out
He's probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him I'll give him some stiches
Oh
I love him so much
Aw that stupid bitch is mine
Errant dog, Errant dog
They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out
Goddamn I look like a Jew when he goes running around
I'm gonna take him on court TV
And show the world what he's done to me
Oh, I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs
Errant dog
Errant dog
He's my everything, He means the world to me
He's my hopes and dreams, fundable property
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but dead is really fine
Just bring him here, Ciao
Errant dog
Errant dog
Errant dog
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Writer(s): Benjamin Scott Folds
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